tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060248080806532865.post1288019320693182138..comments2023-06-07T12:30:25.588-04:00Comments on I am Boyfriend: HeartbrokenBifhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07648037666735227722noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060248080806532865.post-55436246387703372522013-02-04T16:51:43.914-05:002013-02-04T16:51:43.914-05:00Ahh, she'll be fine! *I* want COOKIES!!!
She ...Ahh, she'll be fine! *I* want COOKIES!!!<br /><br />She better get up here... <br />mumble mumble mumbleBifhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07648037666735227722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060248080806532865.post-70370645389869550202013-01-31T13:34:49.570-05:002013-01-31T13:34:49.570-05:00Oh, dear! A broken heart is nothing to trifle with...Oh, dear! A broken heart is nothing to trifle with, Bif. If a donkey in a blanket didn't fix your mother, I don't know what can! You must be gentle with her, and NEVER injure yourself, and ALWAYS remain as sound as possible (given your already delicate constitution), and greet her with just enough enthusiasm so as to seem loving without seeming desperate. You must also breathe your sweet horsey breath on her. If that doesn't work, there is only one recourse: You must close your eyes, lower your head to her chest, drop your ears to half mast, and sigh. It is a sure heart mender. <br /><br />Ears,<br />Fenway BartholomuleMarnie Jacksonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03684203321955050447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060248080806532865.post-1852659649548024652013-01-27T11:26:17.662-05:002013-01-27T11:26:17.662-05:00I understand your sads. My mom is leaving me for &...I understand your sads. My mom is leaving me for 'college' and even though her friend will be riding and loving me, there is just no replacement for the real thing. I hope your mom gets around to seeing you moreKatie and Beautyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03097694584597935582noreply@blogger.com