The humans like pictures, Mother, but really, they just want to hear from me. NOT languish in silence for weeks on end.
They'll think something terrible has happened. Really, I just putter about in anonymity.
When Mother shows up, she plays with the donkeys.
Julia, lunging... What about me, Mother??
Even Fat Donkey gets more attention than me.
That's just gross!!
Anyway, Mother has been up a fair amount these last few weeks, she just doesn't let me have the Wi-Fi. And believe me, I have things to talk about... Mother shaved the asses!!