Sunday, September 29, 2013

Everyone but Me

Look deep in to the monitor, and you'll see...

A ridiculously large mode of transportation...

Yes, the donkeys got a ride to the park. Aunt Nancy and Mother took them on a walk...

While I sit at home. Unwanted. Unloved.

Mother is always at work.

Or stays at home and stares at her cats...

I don't see what is so cute about them.

Monday, September 9, 2013

Other Priorities

How the mighty have fallen.

I used to be The Most Important Thing.

Then, I suspected the donkeys superseded me. Even though I still get cookies and they don't.

Now, Mother just fusses over the psychocats living in her apartment.

She even is making lists. For example, here is her Tips to Co-Existing with your Psychocats

1. Accept that 3 felines may make you a crazy cat lady. Purchase magnet for your car so no one will be confused and mistake you for sane.

2. Just eat in the car. It's easier. Even if you have to microwave it in the house first. People will understand. You have the magnet.

3. Try to maintain one or two cat free zones in your home to retreat to. If one of these happens to be the bathroom, you are a lucky human.

4. Cat with seniority may follow you into the bathroom if he so chooses. He's trying to get away from the pyschokittens, too, after all.

5. Offer a kitten to everyone you come in contact with, "Would you like the feral kitten, or the one with two broken legs?"

6. Accept that you will have nothing nice for the next 12-20 years. Including dates.


Saturday, September 7, 2013

Outside of My Scope

As previously mentioned, Mother and Aunt Erin went on a trip where they were terrorized by kittens, hiked trails, and saw animals perform brave feats...

Yeah, you can teach the donkeys that one if you like, Mother. I'm having nothing to do with it.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Casualties of Burr

Mother did it again.

I have been shorn.

She did leave me my forelock this time, so I shouldn't complain. I will say it is much less hot, and now I don't have to stand there while she tugs burrs out.

Aunt Erin is crying.

While I don't yet have photographic proof of my hair loss, here are examples of  ridiculous donkeys:

Yeah. Aliens in our midst.

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