Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Can you keep a secret?

So, I have a little problem. I am trying to hide it from the wolves, but I have got to tell someone because it is driving me nuts!

I have a drooling problem.

My mouth keeps filling up with drool. The other horses just let it all drip out, splashing it everywhere. Fools!

I must hide it. No one and nothing is to know I am drooling, because obviously drooling is not normal and I must be very, very, sick so NO ONE MUST KNOW!!

I keep my mouth closed. I try very hard not to let any drool out. If it starts to leak out and I must, must  release it, I'll let it out, but leave the area.

I know this has happened to me before, but I have no idea why. I just don't want any wolves to come along, see my near death malady, and attack!

I can only tell you because you don't know where I live...

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