Er, um, non-fibrillating?
Uh, chest pain?
Something like that.
Like that is any excuse to ignore me. Sure, she helped tidy stalls, and did all 16 hooves she's responsible for last weekend after she was set free, and sure she worked all this week, and sure, she's off watching the Manatee and Co., but really, Mother... would it really add to your stress level to make time for me?
MAYBE I am what is missing in your life.
MAYBE a few more visits would do your heart good.
After all, laughter is the best medicine
Bad hair day?
Why does Fat Donkey keep getting in here?
Every time! Really, Mother, are you going to keep throwing this one in there every time!!