Mother is not at work, but not here. She says it is too "cold".
Really? Try growing up outside in North Dakota, you big pansy.
Granted, I have not started to blow my coat yet, which is unusual... looking back at years previous, I was well into shedding by this time. But it is staying under the forties for a while still, and I would just as soon keep warm.
Mother wonders if we are going to have a break at all from the weather. This March has been colder than February or January, seemingly.
Don't worry, Mother. I stay warm in my coat and well fed by the aunties, even if YOU can't be bothered to come visit your beloved.
I'll be here... waiting. Take your time. No reason to rush up on MY account...