Mother needs a new horse.
Specifically, an Icelandic horse.
I will go over and find one for her.
It will probably take until, oh, mid-October?
Because it is really hot here...
All right, fine. Perhaps Mother does not actually need an Icelandic horse.
But I need a vacation. It is entirely too hot, and it's still only May!!
I hear Anartica is lovely this time of year. Where is the number for that travel agent...