Last weekend, Mother and Aunt Carol disappeared with two of the donkeys. I took this as a good sign, hoping they would return and remove two more donkeys.
No. They took the donkeys to get religion, or something. They went to church, twice. Something about a petting zoo and little kids in costumes.
Needless to say, this means I got scarcely a pat and a cookie. Then Mother did not come up Sunday.
See where I am going with this?
She hasn't been up here AT ALL this week. Her excuses of work and bad weather and being under the weather are not sufficient.
Her pleas that she still doesn't have internet so I can at least have some contact with someone somewhere are not sufficient.
Something serious must be done.
I just don't know what. I'm only a horse, after all. Besides being loveable, what method can I possibly use to influence her?