Losing my mane and forelock was embarrassing enough. Now Mother is talking about taking me to a costume class. It sounds like it will involve either black enhancements, or white enhancements. She says my mane will be perfect by then.
The zebra option
The gra Fjord option
I do kind of like the Fjords, I guess. But the zebra? Totally not me!
I think you'd make a lovely and robust zebra. Just be grateful your human isn't making you go this far:ReplyDelete