So, in my bio, I describe myself as "a young horse named Boyfriend". And I am going to ask a non-horse like but very human like question:
At what age should I consider myself middle aged?
I'm going to be nine this summer. Nine doesn't seem so very old, although I've been to a few weird places and seen lots of things, and sometimes my body does feel a little older than it used to. Mother seems to think that with my not-so-good joint I might not live to be thirty or so, like most horses should. I know I can hide my problem from the wolves quite well, so I don't know what she thinks will happen to me. My girlfriend Jeanie is 32 this year, and she still looks great. And if a wolf does come along, I'll push Bert or the donkey towards it instead of letting him catch me!
But Mother likes accuracy, and she thinks I need to change my bio to more accurately reflect my age. Or just omit my age. Hmmm...
You think it's easy being a successful horse with a blog and everything, but it is work.
This is stressful.
I need some cookies...