Saturday, June 4, 2011


Mother abandoned me all this week. She claims she was helping Aunt Nancy and her equine, feline, and human hordes migrate across the country to Aunt Nancy's new home, somewhere in the heartland. I'm not sure what all of that means, but I do know she took the wi-fi with her and I have been trapped up here with fat donkey and no means of communication with the outside world.

My relief and joy at her return is a bit tempered by the fact that she is getting the bathing paraphernalia out...

Aunt Nancy, couldn't you have moved to Alaska or something? Help a Boyfriend out!


  1. Bif,

    1) You *will* see me again, unless one of us dies while I am out here.

    2) It was really freaking hot today - you should appreciate a nice cool bath!

    -Aunt Nancy

  2. Um, yeah, I didn't understand Mother very well. But she explained to me you would be coming back next summer. That is a long time.

    Actually, the bath was nice. Don't tell Mother, though, or she'll take to doing that all the time! I could grow some kind of mold or something, always damp like that...


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