I'm not a gossipy type horse, and I don't believe in chain letters, but I do believe in changing misconceptions. So while this is a bit off topic (I don't even have a pond to swim in):
Drowning doesn't look like drowning. What does it look like?
I am just one horse. But I have lots of human friends, and those friends have lots more friends.
And I would like for those human friends to keep giving me cookies.