Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Lame




Mother is lame.

Rather than spend time with me, she went with the palomino human and her offspring to something Mother said was a roller rink.

Apparently, humans strap little carts to their feet and try to stay upright.

That sounds pretty lame to me. And a little creepy.

Mother apparently sustained several injuries from her carting, most prominent of which is a small fluid filled swelling on the bottom of her hoof.

Now she limps around and whines.

She should have stayed here with me and given me cookies.

2 comments:

  1. Perhaps you can suggest she get that series of special injections in her neck region... or a tube of tasty paste might help?!

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  2. Oh how I'm laughing!!! I think she needs an epson salts soak, pack with yellow or green goop and wrapped with duct tape!

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