Mother curried me off, saying something about I was really dirty and it was best to get some of the hair off before the bath. Uhhhh... really, do we have to do all this?
|They say pets look like their owners|
Aunt What's-her-name undid my braids, which was nice of her ... Then I got hosed.
Not nice, Mother.
Mother says all that hosing is necessary to get off all the shampoo.
So, is that much shampoo really necessary?
And the laughing at me; is that necessary, too?
The only good thing is I got lots of cookies, and a bit of lawn time. But really, Mother, I think you and Aunt What's-her-name could find better ways to amuse yourself if you really tried.